Then it eats another hunter.īroddick manages to chase it away via flamethrowers and shotguns.he's the only one left of the evil team. Hahaha, immediately after humping.Īfter Eve smashes one of the eggs, the Boa crushes her to death. The father and son team bite it pretty quickly too.Īlso the snakes have already laid a bunch of eggs. Sniper guy from the rich hunting team shoots the government agent several times, after saying "one shot, one kill." But sometimes that's okay:īroddick also uses a flamethrower to light his cigar. By their own snake.Īnd yet, they haven't even found the Python yet.īack in the forest, everyone runs around like idiots. The soldiers (who ran in with Government Man, Mad Scientist, and Doctor Tits) rush into some random room and get more or less eaten. The rich-but-stupid hunters dissolve into madness in the forest, one by one succumbing to the snake. So a group of redshirt soldiers wander into the water treatment tunnels underneath the countryside. Finally the snake eats her too.įinally, the giant snake eats the reporter guy.įinally, again, they release the Boa to find the wild-snake. Python goes down on girl who can't tell the difference between the dude and a 90-foot python. Up next is the great and ludicrous scene as follows. GOOD GUY PLOT: The government plans on using Boa to combat Python.īAD GUY PLOT: Have rich hunters track the Python for money.ĭoctor Tits utters the great line, "So, using my implants, we can track the Boa." I'm tempted to add a death here for the male gender.Īnyway, Monica (the equivalent of Komodo vs Cobra's Doctor Tits) teams up with some other mad scientist who breeded WHO BRED a - wait for it - insanely gigantic monster boa constrictor! Prompting this disgusting display of man: Turns out she's a super scientist who specializes in giant monster snakes. Random insanely hot chick messing around with guys at a pool. So the hunt is simply rescheduled.ġ) Annoying "insipid cocksure twat" reporter trying to break a storyĢ) Annoying "love to hate him" government manĭown in a water treatment plant, the snake claims another two victims:Įnter Monica Bonds (Jaime Bergman). The television sound turns on, conveniently, letting Broddick know about the snake getting away.
#ANGEL BORIS BOA VS PYTHON FULL#
Which means this:Ī snake sneaks up on Eve in the bath, pissing her off, which prompts the line, "You SHIT, you know I hate snakes." - which makes me wonder why she has a giant cobra tattooed on her back, or why she's going along with Broddick's maniacal plan to charge rich hunters millions to stalk the giant snake.īy the way, it's really cool that Broddick's plane can manage to fly, considering it's decked out with full marble tubs, marble columns, Eve's boobs, marble ceilings, etc.
The next morning, on Broddick's personal jet liner, Broddick and his hottie Eve (Angel Boris) relax and make plans. It's not remotely important, but let's give them some credit:ĭeaths: 5 (A reporter later says five, although there are six bodies shown)
#ANGEL BORIS BOA VS PYTHON PRO#
The initial montage pairs the bazillionaire playboy Broddick watching pro wrestlers (aptly named Python and Boa) against a group of idiot redshirts losing control of one of the titular gigantic snakes from "Southeast Asia." The second immediate point to note is that both Angel Boris and Jaime Bergman - the two female leads in the film - are both Playboy models.īoa vs Python is the significantly higher budget version of Komodo vs Cobra. It's probably the most misleading DVD cover ever produced. It should be immediately noted that Boa vs Python features neither helicopters, missiles, nor cities. Not as much as would be cool, but it's respectable. There's some comic relief which is almost annoying, but it's okay. Then at the end there's some blacklight boobs. But there is some snake brain and some guts flying.Īngel Boris does full frontal.
Lots of gun firing, flamethrowers, and explosions!
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